In case you’ve ever wondered, here are the tell-tale signs:
1. Your body wants to go to sleep as soon as dawn breaks.
2. On the rare occasions that you’re up during the day, you do everything you can to avoid having sunlight touch your skin.
3. Your morning shows are “The Tonight Show” and “The Daily Show.”
4. Your bedroom looks like a cave (cold and very dark).
5. Breakfast is served at 7 p.m.; dinner at 7 a.m.
6. Your favorite day of the year is the end of Daylight Saving Time because it means you get an extra hour of darkness.
7. You actually prefer to work the night shift.
8. You believe all grocery stores and diners should be open 24/7.
9. Holy water and garlic don’t bother you, but leaf blowers and jack hammers in the middle of the afternoon drive you mad.
10. You’re most inspired when everyone else is asleep.
–Photo by Julie Elliott-Abshire
