• Rest in peace, George

    Wee George and Brigid

    Georgina Walker Weir died on Saturday. She was 14.

    George was the first kitten Marcus and I ever adopted as a couple. She was just 10 weeks old when we met her and her siblings at the local humane society. The litter was named after famous artists and she was called Cezanne. While it was difficult to choose just one, the wee black kitten with a small white spot on her chest quickly won our hearts.

    Before we could leave the building with our new furry girl, another cat stopped us. Brigid was a 1-year-old stray, skinny as a supermodel and a bit scraggly around the edges. She implored us to adopt her too and so we did. The moment Brigid and George met, they instantly bonded, mostly in a mother/daughter fashion. The two them would remain close until we lost Brigid in 2020, also at the age of 14.

    George was a rambunctious kitten, the sort who liked to explore, pounce, attack, wrestle and zoom. She was also the first cat I’ve ever had who liked to play fetch. We’d wad up a square of aluminum foil and toss it across the room. She’d run after it, bite down on the silvery ball and bring it back for more. She liked the way it bounced on the tile and wood floors and the texture of it against her teeth. At one point, we moved the living room couch and found dozens of those little balls hidden underneath. When she had finally exhausted all of her energy, George would fall asleep on my chest. I sense she was comforted by my warmth and steady heartbeat.

    “I’ll hug her and love her and call her George.”

    Over time, George grew into a big, beautiful cat with bright green eyes. She liked climbing on condos, watching the birds through the window, munching on catnip, rose petals or tuna and rubbing her face against hardcover books (especially plastic-covered library books). Not much of a cuddler, she would from time to time hop onto chair arms for pets or lie on our legs, especially if we used a blanket to create a hammock for her. When I was really lucky, she’d rest on my chest and purr, just like she did when she was young.

    Although she loved hanging out with Brigid, George wasn’t particularly fond of the other animals living in our home. In fact, she developed a reputation as a bit of a bully because she liked to sneak-attack Dany and Autumn, both of whom where older than her and had quieter dispositions. Of course once we adopted the litter of kittens in 2017, George received a lesson in karma, particularly when Treacle began sneak-attacking her.

    M and George keeping each other warm

    Because George was our first baby, and the first of many black cats we’d eventually adopt, Marcus and I often made exceptions to our house rules just for her. Unlike the other kitties, she was occasionally allowed into our bedroom, where she could curl up on the bed or on top of us while we slept. If M wasn’t around to see, I’d also open the door to the bedroom’s ensuite and George would saunter down the forbidden hallway, hop on the bench in the bathroom and receive booty-scritches.

    Once we lost Brigid, George turned inward. She preferred spending long stretches of time alone, either lying in sunspots or sleeping in her heated crates and condos. However, until she became too old and weak to do so, she’d still come downstairs at 3 a.m. to receive treats with the rest of the brood or to sleep in the suitcase next to me while I worked overnight.

    More recently, George was granted daily access to M’s cat-free office. The room would eventually include two heating mats, a variety of toys, a litter box, a small condo and special food brought in every day via a tray (a.k.a. room service). Since he works from home full-time, M and George bonded deeply during the last year of her life.

    There will never be another cat like her. We miss her so much already.

     

  • practical magic house

    5 most common phrases overheard in the Walker-Weir household

    If you happened to be passing by the windows of our home, sitting at the dining room table or listening on the other end of the phone, you’re very likely to hear one of these statements:

     

    1. Get off the table! (Yes, this is directed at the cats, not M.)

    2. Sweet dreams. See also: Nighty night, rabbit. (Due to our opposite schedules, we rarely get the pleasure of sleeping in the same bed at the same time.)

    3. Kill ’em a lot! (M is a gamer. I slay people in fiction.)

    4. Five minutes. (Generally uttered after putting the kettle on for tea. For a snooze request, I ask for 10 minutes.)

    5. I love you, my heart. (Also: my own, my love, my sugar plum and sweetie pie. We’re foolish romantics. What can I say?)

  • Trifle

    Rules of the Walker-Weir household

    As written by our cats (Georgina, Treacle, Trifle, Choux, Chai and Pepper):

    1. Woobies must be thrown on demand. They must also be customized to each cat’s desires.

    2. Food must be served in a timely fashion, twice a day, on specific bowls or plates. Each meal must be catered to each individual cat’s needs/wishes.

    3. Snacks must be served at least once a day.

    4. If you lock the door, we will open it. Don’t try us.

    5. There must be at least two or three condos in every room. Move them at least twice a year to maintain our interest.

    6. All litter boxes must be frequently scooped. You shouldn’t grow upset if we use them as soon as you’re done cleaning them.

    7. If a mouse enters our domain, we claim the right to kill it. Torturing it first is also our prerogative.

    8. In warmer seasons, all windows must be open so that we can watch Bird and Squirrel TV and enjoy sunshine commercials.

    9. In cooler seasons, people must wear a blanket upon request. We will sleep on it (and you) when it suits our needs. You may not remove us from a lap until we decide it is time to wake. (Bathroom breaks may be allowed — keyword being “may.”) Also, use the fireplace more.

    10. All your boxes are belong to us.

  • Duncan and Chai

    Life is a series of animals you love

    When you adopt an animal into your life, an attachment forms. It can feel like a friendship or more parental in nature. Either way, over time that pet becomes part of your family.

    During my 47 years on this planet, I have adopted more than two dozen cats and dogs. They came from all sorts of backgrounds: some were gifts, others were abandoned, abused or neglected, several were either living on the streets or placed up for adoption at a local shelter. One was born on a Vermont farm. One was born in the ceiling of the film department at my university. One was given into my care because his former owner became a victim of domestic violence. One joined my family after someone in her former family became allergic. Six belonged to boyfriends who moved in with me. Two were adopted from my best friend after she died.

    Once in my home, however, each animal was properly cared for. Cuddled. Fed. Kept warm and healthy. Given tons of toys, condos, scratching posts and heating mats. Above all, they were loved.

    Their lives were full of adventures — and misadventures. One was mentally ill. Two were hit by cars. Three liked to play escape artist. A few liked to chew on cords. One figured out a way to open doors. Two developed cancer. Several left with the boyfriends after breakups. Some were snugglers, others preferred to play. A few enjoyed both options.

    Of the animals who died on my watch, the majority succumbed to illnesses common to the elderly. The oldest lived for 17 1/2 years (though I hope to break this record someday). The youngest perished at only 2; alas, she previously lived in a hoarding situation and was not very healthy when we adopted her.

    At the moment, M and I have six kitties living with us. Four are black and two are calicos, all are female. One was the baby of the house but is now the eldest. Four sisters were from a single litter. The newest one just arrived in February. As a whole and individually, they drive us mad with their antics (GET OFF THE TABLE!) and slay us with their cuteness.

    I am forever grateful to have, and have had, these creatures in my life:

    Sandy
    Bonkers
    Princess
    Sox
    Jordan
    Julia
    Eastman
    TJ Dakota
    AP
    Brat Child
    Buddha
    Spartacus Maximus
    Loki
    Gizmo
    Autumn
    Dany
    Arya
    Brigid
    Georgina
    Duncan
    Sera
    Mystery
    Treacle
    Trifle
    Choux
    Chai
    Pepper

    To see pics of our brood, past and present, click here.

  • war

    Bast And The Bad Place

    I finished work in a very bad place.

    I’d sat at my desk around 9 p.m. on Thursday, determined to stay in a “Friday” frame of mind. Minutes after opening a browser, however, I discovered that the United States had assassinated the highest ranking Iranian general in an airstrike. This development did not bode well for the future, which quickly became evident when “World War 3” became the number one trending topic on Twitter. Like me, others were remembering history and examining the possible geopolitical chess moves that were likely to occur in the coming days.

    It didn’t take long for Iran to react, and as you can imagine, its leaders were furious. The U.S. president responded by tweeting a pixelated American flag. Republicans backed his play. Democrats decried the use of force without Congressional approval. Liberals urged leaders to be cautious; they also suggested such an attack was meant to dissuade Americans from voting out an impeached president during such a scary moment in time. And the hawks began to “Cry ‘Havoc,’ and let slip the dogs of war.”

    Historians and security experts suggested that retaliation was bound to occur and offered various possible scenarios, many of which escalated to apocalyptic levels. Political leaders in target cities began to take measures meant to increase security — or at least provide a sense of it. One poor fellow disembarked from a plane at LAX late last night only to discover the airport was filled with soldiers. What could have possibly happened while he was in the air, he wondered.

    As the night wore on, I noticed that many of the people in my cyber social circle couldn’t sleep. Oh, a few dropped off with plans to disappear into a book or a marathon of streaming shows, and really, who could blame them? Others kept returning to the Web, desperately searching for more information.

    That’s where I came in.

    I spent the overnight hours tracking these conversations, weeding through the chaff and searching for news. By the end of my shift, our news org had published nearly a dozen stories about the assassination, including an article detailing Iran’s promised response, a profile of the slain general and a look back at the president’s past comments on launching a war with Iran during an election year. All of the other terrible things happening in the world — the devastating fires in Australia, the deadly floods in Indonesia, the upcoming impeachment trial in the Senate, the continued separation and detention of families on the southern border, yet another woman making allegations of sexual misconduct against the president — were pushed down the page to make way for this latest calamity.

    When my 10-hour shift finally ended, I had a migraine. My chest felt tight. Every muscle in my neck and shoulders and back was tense in a way I hadn’t felt since the middle of November when I was able to take a vacation and enjoy the holidays. Alas, that sense of peace and relaxation was gone.

    So when morning came and the daywalkers took over, I shut down my computer and retired to the chair in the library. To my right was a stack of books, my iPad and a large cup of tea. Chilled by the events of the night, which continued to swirl inside my head, I donned a blanket and put up the footstool. Mere moments later, Bast sent me a couple of kitties to begin the process of detoxifying my mind. Treacle settled on my lower legs and purred herself to sleep. Choux leaped into my lap and softly kneaded my belly. Chai hopped onto my chest and demanded affection. Thoroughly covered in feline therapy, I closed my eyes, took my first deep breath of the night and silently thanked her for their help.