• Deep thoughts inspired by John Muir

    John Muir While watching a documentary on PBS about naturalist John Muir, I was struck by two thoughts:

    Fame is so fleeting and death is but one part of forever.

    For those who are unfamiliar with Muir, he was the original tree-hugger. Muir spent his entire life studying nature and extolling its virtues. He even founded the Sierra Club, one of the oldest and largest organizations dedicated to exploring, enjoying and protecting the planet.

    After Muir learned to read, he came to idolize a man named Alexander von Humboldt. A Prussian geographer, naturalist and explorer, von Humboldt was one of the most famous men in Europe during the 19th century. Numerous monuments in the U.S. and abroad were constructed in von Humboldt’s honor. Awards and special titles were bestowed, and nearly a dozen species were named after him. Yet in 2013, he has become a mere notation in history.

    Have you ever heard of von Humboldt? I hadn’t. That said, Muir’s fascination piqued my curiosity. I’ve already a done a bit of web-surfing, but if anyone can suggest a great von Humboldt biography, please let me know.

    Another thing I learned while watching this film was that as a young man, Muir embarked on a 1,000-mile walkabout. During this adventure, he immersed himself in nature and studied its untamed beauty. And when he ran out of money, Muir slept in the Bonaventure Cemetery, a serene boneyard in Savannah, Ga. At the time, he wrote:

    “I gazed awe-struck as one newly arrived from another world. Bonaventure is called a graveyard, a town of the dead, but the few graves are powerless in such a depth of life. The rippling of living waters, the song of birds, the joyous confidence of flowers, the calm, undisturbable grandeur of the oaks, mark this place of graves as one of the Lord’s most favoured abodes of life and light.”

    You can watch the Muir documentary here:

    Watch John Muir in the New World on PBS. See more from American Masters.

    Photograph of John Muir by H. W. Bradley (1813–1891) and William Rulofson (1826–1878); original source: Holt-Atherton Library, University of the Pacific, Stockton, Calif.

  • 10 books that I think would make great movies

    “The Night Circus” by Erin Morgenstern

    “The Intercept” by Dick Wolf

    “The Faithful Spy” by Alex Berensen

    “Dead Harvest” by Chris F. Holm

    “The Strain” by Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan

    “Ready Player One” by Ernest Cline

    “Fun and Games” by Duane Swierczynski

    “A Clean Kill In Tokyo” by Barry Eisler

    “11/22/63” by Stephen King

    “The Memory of Running” by Ron McLarty

    Do you have any other suggestions?

  • More terror-inducing thoughts

    Have you ever read a fact that filled you with dread? I have, and thanks a lot, Smithsonian Magazine. Now I’ll never sleep again.

    Last week, I was reading this article by Joseph Stromberg about nuclear forensics. Apparently scientists in Oak Ridge, Tenn., have been quietly creating the world’s most radioactive library. Actually, it’s a database that tracks the origins of nuclear materials on the black market or detonated in an attack.

    Fascinating, right? I thought so, too. In fact, as I read the story, I recalled a conversation from the show “NCIS” between Supervisory Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs (portrayed by Mark Harmon) and forensic genius Abby Sciuto (portrayed by Pauley Perrette):

    ABBY: I used the victim’s measurements and the location of his injuries to determine the height of the vehicle based on point of impact. And then I used a database for vehicle grill dimensions. Can you believe someone put together a database of vehicle grill dimensions?

    GIBBS: I was about to call Ripley’s.

    ABBY: I had this boyfriend once – not the balloon guy – but this one was like a computer genius. He put together a database of databases. Well, it seems obvious in retrospect, like the pet rock.

    So yeah, there pretty much is a database for everything. But the National Uranium Materials Archives is a database of truly alarming things. Then I read this delightful fact:

    Since 1993, there have been 419 cases of smuggled or stolen nuclear materials worldwide, and experts say the threat is increasing.

    Holy. Crap.

    Over 400 cases of stolen nuclear material? That is utterly terrifying. And then I had this pleasant thought: Over 400 cases of stolen nuclear material… that we know about.

    Okay, I’m off to build an atomic shelter and stock up on non-perishable food.

    Have a lovely week!

  • Terror: A new definition

    Terror (/ˈterər/) n.: The extreme sense of fear you feel in the middle of the night when you let the dog out to pee and notice a skunk skulking on your back porch.

    Needless to say, I broke into a cold sweat and urgently whispered to Duncan to get back inside. Having been the recipient of a skunking earlier this summer, he happily compiled.

    Skunk

    Photo by Cody McArlson. Used with permission.