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    Milo is dead. Long live Milo

    Milo, my 6-year-old 17″ MacBook Pro bit the dust this weekend. I’m talking ALL DEAD.

    As Miracle Max once said, “There’s a big difference between mostly dead and all dead. Mostly dead is slightly alive. With all dead, well, with all dead there’s usually only one thing you can do.” In this case, that one thing was dropping some serious cash on a new computer.

    I did back up most of my data so other than a few very stressful days and the disappearance of about 1,000 songs, it wasn’t a complete loss. However, none of the calendar info transferred to my back up devices (and the calendar in the cloud was apparently incomplete).

    So, if you could do me a huge favor and forward your latest contact info and birthdate, I would really appreciate it.

  • Typewriter - Once upon a time

    Quote of the week

    “There are two kinds of writer: those that make you think, and those that make you wonder.” –Brian Aldiss

  • Movie theater

    And the Academy Award goes to…

    As is our annual tradition, M and I snuggled up on the couch last Sunday and watched the Academy Awards telecast. We didn’t have skin in the game, but we both love movies, and enjoy seeing the people who entertain us look beautiful and receive honors for their talents.

    Alas, the number of people who share our enthusiasm for this event has declined. According to The New York Times, viewership of the Academy Awards show dropped by roughly 8 percent from last year. A little more than 34 million people tuned in, making it the lowest-rated Oscars in eight years, and the third-lowest since Nielsen began tracking viewership in the mid-1970s.

    The Times credited several reasons for this decline: Black viewers upset about a second straight year of all-white acting nominees, moviegoers who lacked sufficient passion for the nominated films and the public’s annoyance at performers who use their speeches to discuss causes like climate change and equal pay. While these explanations all have merit — particularly the diversity issue — there are others that need to be addressed.

    Firstly, we’re all busy. If we’re not working or spending time with our families and friends, we’re streaming TV shows, attending concerts, going to movies, reading books, listening to music, taking classes, surfing the web, playing games, volunteering, participating in hobbies or updating social media. In the land of time-consuming options, the decision to do the same thing as millions of others at the same time generally takes a compelling reason or shared interest, and this year, many people had compelling reasons not to watch the show.

    People were also “watching” the Oscars in a different way, one that wasn’t well tracked by traditional Nielsen ratings. Even in our own house, we viewed the program together live as it was broadcast. Who does that anymore? Most of the time, people see shows they’ve previously recorded when it suits their schedules.

    Some people followed the Oscars without physically viewing them; instead they read about the entire affair on Twitter because it provided real-time news of winners, commentary on fashion and an inside look at the event from the celebrities themselves. In fact, Twitter users sent 24.2 million tweets about the Oscars during the broadcast, Re/Code reported, up from 19.1 million tweets in 2014.

    While many were “watching” the event solely on the micro-blogging site, others were probably multi-tasking their media consumption. M watched the event on TV with a laptop perched on his thighs. He’s not much of a Twitter user, but on Oscars night, he always makes an exception and live-tweets his reactions to every speech, skit, musical performance and award.

    That said, viewership of the Oscars telecast will continue to decline unless major changes are made to capture the audience’s attention.

    One way to do this is for Hollywood to update its distribution of movies. Currently, non-blockbuster films (i.e., movies not expected to break $100 million on opening weekend) will often open in big cities, yet never reach smaller venues. While many of these movies later earn Oscar nominations, few fans have the ability to see them. Americans living in suburban and rural areas enjoy a good buddy comedy or action flick as much as the next person, but they crave films with substance, cult classics and documentaries as well.

    The Academy should also move the Oscars deadline to December 1 and release the critically acclaimed films in theaters earlier in the year. That way, moviegoers have more time to catch them on the big screen, or stream them online in the weeks after the nominees are announced.

    Increase technological options for the blind and deaf. Doing so will lead to more ticket sales and give audiences with physical limitations the opportunity to enjoy such entertainment as it was meant to be consumed. Include captions on all streaming video, particularly the clips posted online with the intention of building buzz. Fans won’t share a viral video they can’t watch/understand themselves.

    Allow the public to participate in the awards process. Increase each category by one slot, and give movie lovers the chance to choose the 6th nominee. Then, during the voting season, provide those same film buffs with the ability to vote on the entire slate via Oscars.com. If the Academy wants to keep the voting process strictly to members, it can still present the audience with a place to make predictions and post the “fan favorites” at the bottom of the screen during the telecast.

    Hollywood must address the #OscarsSoWhite issue. The people in power should make a sincere effort to hire a more diverse range of talent and crew. Encourage younger filmmakers of all backgrounds to bring their unique voices to the fore. Give meaty roles to more experienced actors and actresses. And purchase scripts with stories that move beyond racial clichés and stereotypes.

    The Academy must diversify its membership. In 2012, the Los Angeles Times determined that Oscar voters were on average 63 years old; 76 percent of them were men, and 94 percent of them were white. Only about 45 percent of them were active in the industry.

    Lastly — and most importantly — make better movies. So many top-notch actors and writers and directors have moved over to television because that’s where they’re able to create quality entertainment. Please stop producing so many sequels, remakes and CGI-heavy clunkers. In a world with a million options to fill our time, original storytelling is the best way to capture the public’s attention.

    –Photo by Carlos Sillero.

  • red carpet

    Are you ready for the Oscars?

    Although I’m a huge movie fan, I could use a couple more weeks to prepare for the 2016 Academy Awards broadcast (which airs tonight on ABC). Alas, I didn’t receive free screeners from the academy — probably because I’m not a member — so I can only make an educated guess about who I think will win. Here are my predictions:

    BOLD – Expected to win
    ITALICS – Want to win

    Best Picture

    The Big Short

    Bridge of Spies

    Brooklyn

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Martian

    The Revenant

    Room

    Spotlight

     

    Best Actor in a Leading Role

    Bryan Cranston, Trumbo

    Matt Damon, The Martian

    Leonardo DiCaprio, The Revenant

    Michael Fassbender, Steve Jobs

    Eddie Redmayne, The Danish Girl

     

    Best Actress in a Leading Role

    Cate Blanchett, Carol

    Brie Larson, Room

    Jennifer Lawrence, Joy

    Charlotte Rampling, 45 Years

    Saoirse Ronan, Brooklyn

     

    Best Actor in a Supporting Role

    Christian Bale, The Big Short

    Tom Hardy, The Revenant

    Mark Ruffalo, Spotlight

    Mark Rylance, Bridge of Spies

    Sylvester Stallone, Creed

     

    Best Actress in a Supporting Role

    Jennifer Jason Leigh, The Hateful Eight

    Rooney Mara, Carol

    Rachel McAdams, Spotlight

    Alicia Vikander, The Danish Girl

    Kate Winslet, Steve Jobs

     

    Best Animated Feature

    Anomalisa

    Boy and the World

    Inside Out

    Shaun the Sheep Movie

    When Marnie Was There

     

    Best Cinematography

    Carol

    The Hateful Eight

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Revenant

    Sicario

     

    Best Costume Design

    Carol

    Cinderella

    The Danish Girl

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Revenant

     

    Best Directing

    The Big Short

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Revenant

    Room

    Spotlight

     

    Best Documentary Feature

    Amy

    Cartel Land

    The Look of Silence

    What Happened, Miss Simone?

    Winter on Fire: Ukraine’s Fight for Freedom

     

    Best Documentary Short

    Body Team 12

    Chau, Beyond the Lines

    Claude Lanzmann: Spectres of the Shoah

    A Girl in the River: The Price of Forgiveness

    Last Day of Freedom

     

    Best Film Editing

    The Big Short

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Revenant

    Spotlight

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     

    Best Foreign Language Film

    Embrace of the Serpent

    Mustang

    Son of Saul

    Theeb

    A War

     

    Best Makeup and Hairstyling

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The 100-Year-Old Man Who Climbed out the Window and Disappeared

    The Revenant

     

    Best Original Score

    Bridge of Spies

    Carol

    The Hateful Eight

    Sicario

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     

    Best Original Song

    “Earned It,” Fifty Shades of Grey

    “Manta Ray,” Racing Extinction

    “Simple Song #3,” Youth

    “Til It Happens To You,” The Hunting Ground

    “Writing’s On The Wall,” Spectre

     

    Best Production Design

    Bridge of Spies

    The Danish Girl

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Martian

    The Revenant

     

    Best Animated Short Film

    Bear Story

    Prologue

    Sanjay’s Super Team

    We Can’t Live without Cosmos

    World of Tomorrow

     

    Best Live Action Short Film

    Ave Maria

    Day One

    Everything Will Be Okay (Alles Wird Gut)

    Shok

    Stutterer

     

    Best Sound Editing

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Martian

    The Revenant

    Sicario

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     

    Best Sound Mixing

    Bridge of Spies

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Martian

    The Revenant

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     

    Best Visual Effects

    Ex Machina

    Mad Max: Fury Road

    The Martian

    The Revenant

    Star Wars: The Force Awakens

     

    Best Adapted Screenplay

    The Big Short

    Brooklyn

    Carol

    The Martian

    Room

     

    Best Original Screenplay

    Bridge of Spies

    Inside Out

    Spotlight

    Ex Machina

    Straight Outta Compton

  • good health

    “The groundwork of all happiness is health.” –Leigh Hunt

    My health, it’s fine: I saw the doctor for a complete physical last week and she ruled that I was in good health. However, now that I am officially middle-aged, she encouraged me to get more exercise and sleep, and to watch my moles for unexplained changes. I asked for tips about how to unwind, mostly because the weight of stress from work has been bearing down on my shoulders lately. Other than encouraging me to do some yoga, she had no helpful advice. For that I will have to look elsewhere.

    M’s health, it’s mending: M caught his second cold of the year last week and was less than thrilled about it. The two of us rarely get sick, which is why this physical setback left him feeling a wee bit grumpy. Thankfully, the cold was a small one, giving him the icks, the sniffles, the sneezes and the tireds rather than the more serious coughs, aches and fevers. We stayed inside this weekend and mostly just read and watched Hulu as he recuperated.

    The tumor, it grows: Sera’s cancer, on the other hand, is getting worse and while my anger about her dying is something I work hard to manage, it occasionally boils over (fuck Cancer). The tumor on her breast has tripled in size since November and it’s clearly taking a toll on her small, furry body. When the cancer reaches her lungs, we will take Sera to the vet and end her ordeal. But in the meantime, she remains in good spirits and I intend to do everything I can to keep her that way.