• Walking

    Quote of the week

    “How much would I have to work out to become an Instagram model? Like, more than once a year?” –Hank Green

  • 2016: The Year In Review

    At the end of each year, I always take a moment to examine the ups and downs I experienced. What follows is my personal and professional review of 2016. I:

    * Produced hundreds of breaking news stories about the worldwide refugee crisis, the slaughter in Syria, the 2016 Rio Olympics, the Brexit referendum, the Black Lives Matter movement, the Orlando nightclub massacre, the spread of the Zika virus, the Panama Papers leak, the North Korea nuclear tests, dozens of terror attacks, the Juno probe’s arrival in Jupiter’s orbit, the impeachment of Brazilian President Dilma Rousseff, the 2016 election and countless celebrity deaths.

    * Passed the 45,000th tweet mark on my personal Twitter account (@jadewalker).

    * Entered an essay contest to win a house in Maine.

    * Penned 68 journal entries.

    * Wrote 2 poems.

    * Worked on my novel.

    * Interviewed by Vanessa Lowe for the Nocturne podcast.

    * Walked over 1.06 million steps (more than 445 miles) and climbed over 1,060 floors.

    * Read 50 books and numerous magazines.

    * Watched 39 films and dozens of TV programs.

    * Updated The Written Word and The 10th Muse mailing lists.

    * Participated in the The Society of Professional Obituary Writers, the New York City Writers Group, the South Florida Freelancers Group, the Journalism & Women Symposium and the Author’s Guild.

    * Launched the New Hampshire Writers Guild.

    * Traveled to Maine.

    * Twice hosted vacationing friends.

    * Completed three escape room adventures (and died twice).

    * Crossed off an item from my bucket list (was locked inside a bookstore late at night).

    * Participated in National Readathon Day.

    * Saw Henry Rollins in concert.

    * Attended two plays: “Cat on a Hot Tin Roof” and “The Stone Witch.”

    * Shot off a large cache of fireworks.

    * Completed the Zombies, Run! 5K Virtual Race.

    * Suffered from at least 23 migraines.

    * Spent nine months caring for my youngest cat Sera, who had terminal cancer, then mourned when she died.

    * Celebrated my 7th wedding anniversary.

    * Helped my husband find a new job after he was laid off.

    * Lived separately from M for months once he landed a great position at a university in Massachusetts.

    * Revealed my entire financial background to various firms to qualify for a mortgage.

    * Viewed dozens of houses in three states, trying to find one we could afford.

    * Bought our first home.

    * Turned 43.


    End of the year

    Goals for 2017

    * Finish unpacking.

    * Work on my fiction.

    * Write more obits.

    * Read at least 50 books.

    * Win the lottery.

  • Zombies Run

    Another victory for Runner 5

    Well, the zombies didn’t get me.

    This time.

    Yesterday, I participated in the Zombies, Run! Virtual Race. What’s a virtual race? It’s basically an event where thousands of people worldwide engage in a run/walk at the same time while listening to a story about, well, the zombie apocalypse.

    During my 5K, I walked (and walked and walked) on the treadmill in my living room in New Hampshire while simultaneously infiltrating the mysterious Xia-Hifa Biologics headquarters in England. My goal? To break into a vault, obtain some medicine and escape back to my settlement before the zombies — or something worse? — stopped me.

    As you can see below, I sweated and survived.

    zombies-run virtual race fall 2016
    Success!

    zombies run virtual race fall 2016 leaderboard

  • Writing in pen

    Poetic joys amidst meditative punishments

    As mentioned in previous posts, my New Year’s resolution was to try a new thing every day this year. In January, I listened to new music and in February, I endeavored to exercise for 20 minutes a day. Alas, March did not go well. My goal was to meditate for 15 minutes a day, and I simply did not do that. As such, I shall be punished — which in this case means spending the next month repeating March’s endeavor. Since April is also National Poetry Month, I shall also add the task of reading a new poem every day.

    On April 1st, I read “There Will Come Soft Rains” by Sara Teasdale

    There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
    And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;

    And frogs in the pools, singing at night,
    And wild plum trees in tremulous white,

    Robins will wear their feathery fire,
    Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

    And not one will know of the war, not one
    Will care at last when it is done.

    Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree,
    If mankind perished utterly;

    And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
    Would scarcely know that we were gone.

    * * *

    On April 2nd, I read “Ulalume” by Edgar Allan Poe

    The skies they were ashen and sober;
    The leaves they were crisped and sere—
    The leaves they were withering and sere;
    It was night in the lonesome October
    Of my most immemorial year:
    It was hard by the dim lake of Auber,
    In the misty mid region of Weir—
    It was down by the dank tarn of Auber,
    In the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir.

    Here once, through an alley Titanic,
    Of cypress, I roamed with my Soul—
    Of cypress, with Psyche, my Soul.
    These were days when my heart was volcanic
    As the scoriac rivers that roll—
    As the lavas that restlessly roll
    Their sulphurous currents down Yaanek
    In the ultimate climes of the pole—
    That groan as they roll down Mount Yaanek
    In the realms of the boreal pole.

    Our talk had been serious and sober,
    But our thoughts they were palsied and sere—
    Our memories were treacherous and sere,—
    For we knew not the month was October,
    And we marked not the night of the year
    (Ah, night of all nights in the year!)—
    We noted not the dim lake of Auber
    (Though once we had journeyed down here)—
    Remembered not the dank tarn of Auber,
    Nor the ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir.

    And now, as the night was senescent
    And star-dials pointed to morn—
    As the star-dials hinted of morn—
    At the end of our path a liquescent
    And nebulous lustre was born,
    Out of which a miraculous crescent
    Arose with a duplicate horn—
    Astarte’s bediamonded crescent
    Distinct with its duplicate horn.

    And I said: “She is warmer than Dian;
    She rolls through an ether of sighs—
    She revels in a region of sighs:
    She has seen that the tears are not dry on
    These cheeks, where the worm never dies,
    And has come past the stars of the Lion
    To point us the path to the skies—
    To the Lethean peace of the skies—
    Come up, in despite of the Lion,
    To shine on us with her bright eyes—
    Come up through the lair of the Lion,
    With love in her luminous eyes.”

    But Psyche, uplifting her finger,
    Said: “Sadly this star I mistrust—
    Her pallor I strangely mistrust:
    Ah, hasten! —ah, let us not linger!
    Ah, fly! —let us fly! -for we must.”
    In terror she spoke, letting sink her
    Wings until they trailed in the dust—
    In agony sobbed, letting sink her
    Plumes till they trailed in the dust—
    Till they sorrowfully trailed in the dust.

    I replied: “This is nothing but dreaming:
    Let us on by this tremulous light!
    Let us bathe in this crystalline light!
    Its Sybilic splendour is beaming
    With Hope and in Beauty tonight!—
    See!—it flickers up the sky through the night!
    Ah, we safely may trust to its gleaming,
    And be sure it will lead us aright—
    We safely may trust to a gleaming,
    That cannot but guide us aright,
    Since it flickers up to Heaven through the night.”

    Thus I pacified Psyche and kissed her,
    And tempted her out of her gloom—
    And conquered her scruples and gloom;
    And we passed to the end of the vista,
    But were stopped by the door of a tomb—
    By the door of a legended tomb;
    And I said: “What is written, sweet sister,
    On the door of this legended tomb?”
    She replied: “Ulalume -Ulalume—
    ‘Tis the vault of thy lost Ulalume!”

    Then my heart it grew ashen and sober
    As the leaves that were crisped and sere—
    As the leaves that were withering and sere;
    And I cried: “It was surely October
    On this very night of last year
    That I journeyed—I journeyed down here!—
    That I brought a dread burden down here—
    On this night of all nights in the year,
    Ah, what demon hath tempted me here?
    Well I know, now, this dim lake of Auber—
    This misty mid region of Weir—
    Well I know, now, this dank tarn of Auber,
    This ghoul-haunted woodland of Weir.”

    * * *

    And today, I read “Travel” by Robert Louis Stevenson

    I should like to rise and go
    Where the golden apples grow;—
    Where below another sky
    Parrot islands anchored lie,
    And, watched by cockatoos and goats,
    Lonely Crusoes building boats;—
    Where in sunshine reaching out
    Eastern cities, miles about,
    Are with mosque and minaret
    Among sandy gardens set,
    And the rich goods from near and far
    Hang for sale in the bazaar,—
    Where the Great Wall round China goes,
    And on one side the desert blows,
    And with bell and voice and drum
    Cities on the other hum;—
    Where are forests, hot as fire,
    Wide as England, tall as a spire,
    Full of apes and cocoa-nuts
    And the negro hunters’ huts;—
    Where the knotty crocodile
    Lies and blinks in the Nile,
    And the red flamingo flies
    Hunting fish before his eyes;—
    Where in jungles, near and far,
    Man-devouring tigers are,
    Lying close and giving ear
    Lest the hunt be drawing near,
    Or a comer-by be seen
    Swinging in a palanquin;—
    Where among the desert sands
    Some deserted city stands,
    All its children, sweep and prince,
    Grown to manhood ages since,
    Not a foot in street or house,
    Not a stir of child or mouse,
    And when kindly falls the night,
    In all the town no spark of light.
    There I’ll come when I’m a man
    With a camel caravan;
    Light a fire in the gloom
    Of some dusty dining-room;
    See the pictures on the walls,
    Heroes, fights and festivals;
    And in a corner find the toys
    Of the old Egyptian boys.

    If you have other poetry suggestions, feel free to email ’em.

    National Poetry Month

  • Lightbulb moment

    And so it begins…

    Here it is, my friends: a new day, a new month and a new year. I know some people complain about how we, as a collective, simply accept when a year debuts, but I’ve always appreciated having a clearly defined moment to make a fresh start with calendars and resolutions.

    As I mentioned in a previous post, I intend to spend more time this year working on my fiction. Making stuff up is so much harder than reporting what’s actually happened, and it’ll be an uphill climb to get my imagination in shape. However, I’m determined to give it the old Girl Scout try.

    Another one of my goals is to engage in a series of 30-day experiments. The purpose of this activity is twofold — to build up my discipline levels and to explore new interests. Here’s the current game plan (subject to change, of course):

    January – Listen to a new song every day
    February – Walk for at least 20 mins a day
    March – Meditate for 15 mins a day
    April – Read a new poem every day
    May – Write a blog post every day
    June – Go vegetarian at least one meal a day
    July – Take a photo every day
    August – Record all of my dreams
    September – Write a postcard or letter every day
    October – Try a new recipe every day
    November – Write a new poem every day
    December – Perform an act of kindness every day

    In case you’re curious, today’s song is “Escape Artist” by Zoë Keating:

    If you have any additional song suggestions, feel free to send ’em. I’m pretty open to any genre.

    Lastly, in honor of new beginnings, I have redesigned my website. I hope you like it as much as I do.

    Happy New Year!